Kate Middleton Is Super Skinny Or Pregnant?

It's a new season and I guess it's time for a new Baby Bump Watch 2012.  The question of the week:  Is she or isn't she?

The clues:

1.  Toasting twice with water versus alcohol.

2.  William said he would like two kids.

That's all we have to go on.  The media is going crazy.  What do you think?

Update:  Was Kate creating a distraction because she knew the topless photos were coming out? See the Gawker article here.  Remember, it is NSFW.  View at your own discretion.

I'm kind of rolling my eyes on this one, kids.